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Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021
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Garfunkle

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.
by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020
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Andrew Garfield

Andrew Russell Garfield Hillman is the MOST kindest people in this world.
He's a bloody actor-brilliant portrayal.
OH AND HE IS A SUPERHERO REAL LIFE

He deserves happiness and love. He was robbed many times they robbed him many oscars and award.

An idol and inspiration for a lot of people.
He's relationship with Emma Stone was the precious thing in the world and the way he loves her.
SO YOU CAN NOT DONT LOVE HIM OR I KICK YOUR ASS UP
"andrew garfield is the best spider-man ever"

"i want a movie of andrew garfield playing the dad of tom holland"

"andrew garfield is hot as fuck"

"YOU KNOW THE ACTOR FROM HACKSAW RIDGE ? Andrew garfield isn't it ?"
HELL YEAH
by stonefield April 14, 2018
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garflald

Shut up you fucking Garflald.
by Jesus Garflald July 16, 2021
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Garfunk

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.
You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.
by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011
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Garfield Porn

The hottest porn out there. Includes Jon and Liz sex scene and Garfield fucking some lasagna.
When I watch Garfield Porn I cum in 7.7 seconds
by HAWkEdx July 15, 2017
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andrew garfield

fucking hot man who makes my day 10000 times better and exists as thirst edits in my gallery. best spiderman and you can't deny it.
"andrew garfield is better than tom holland and tobey maguire."
no shit sherlock.
by sexwithandrewgarfield December 25, 2021
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