guttenbag

An insult you call someone who's so big of a douchebag that even Steve Guttenberg would say "you're a douchebag."

Dude, you're trolling the Police Academy movies??? Don't be a guttenbag!

by sguttenberg February 19, 2012

Guttenberg

The 1/4 of a square-mile town in Hudson county, New Jersey, across the river from Manhattan's upper west side.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.

Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.

--
NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?

by NinT71 August 26, 2013

Gutenberg Press

The Gutenberg press with its wooden and later metal movable type printing brought down the price of printed materials and made such materials available for the masses. It remained the standard until the 20th century. During the centuries, many newer printing technologies were developed based on Gutenberg's printing machine e.g. offset printing.

Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type. Gutenberg was born between 1394 and 1400 and died in 1468. In 1438, Gutenberg began a business arrangement with Andreas Dritzehn, who funded his experiments in printing. In 1450, Gutenberg began a second arrangement with German businessman Johannes Fust. Fust lent Gutenberg the money to start a printing business and build a large Gutenberg Press, their printing projects included the now famous Gutenberg Bible. On September 30, 1452, Johann Guttenberg's Bible was published becoming the first book to be published in volume.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

Guten Tag

It means: Hello!, Good day!, Good afternoon!, How do you do? in German

Friend: Hello
Me: Guten tag!
Friend: Does that mean pack a bowl or hello?
Me: ja
Friend: "ja" what?
Me: ja to both

by Psyska October 23, 2013

guttenplan

to guttenplan (verb): to dazzle and amaze with one's knowledge; to completely dominate someone in an argument with the use of extreme knowledge

guttenplan (noun): acknowledgement of someone's good knowledge and domination of an argument with facts

In honour of Alexander Guttenplan's performance on University Challenge.

I completely guttenplanned that argument.
Dave completely guttenplanned Chris in class earlier.

What a guttenplan!

by guttenplanner February 18, 2010

Gutentarged

Getting killed by a German.

"My brother in arms got Gutentarged by the nazis."

by ITSAME123 June 9, 2020

gettin' a Guttenberg

Receiving a blowjob in public, while sitting behind a desk or in front of a podium, so that the person adminstering the blowjob is hidden. (ala Steve Guttenberg in the film "Police Academy.")

President Clinton was gettin' a Guttenberg while giving the State of the Union address.

by Reagan Reagan Reagan July 30, 2008