gutterball

Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.

I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.

by JacknRochNY November 24, 2007

Gutterballs

A promiscuous guy's balls. His balls are so dirty, they may as well have been dragged through the gutter.

Get your nasty ass gutterballs away from me!

by Christyn April 2, 2008

gutterballing

when you mess up in life severely.

*girl fails test that she studied really hard for*
michael: oh she is gutterballing

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Gutterballs

When a man doesn’t wipe his ass after a shit, leading to shitty balls. Aka: gutterballs

“God dammit Mike, how many times do I have to tell you I’m NOT sucking your gutterballs!”

by daddyyyyy November 11, 2020

Gutterball

Person who has been hit with the ugly stick

"who's that gutterball in the office over there?"

by Glenn Garry January 24, 2008

Gutterball

Inserting one or both testicles into the anus of another human being.

1. To gutterball someone. (verb)
2. Gutterballing someone (verb)
3. I got gutterballed! (pronoun)

by Alib Kebab September 17, 2005

Gutterballs

The state of one who, with their mind in the gutter, unintentionally has given themselves a powerful erection that, upon lack of release and subsequent contraction, shriek in agonizing pain in the state known as "blue balls".

A state of blue balls with an origin rooted in fantasy.

I was thinking about Trish's ass in Calculus and I got the worst Gutterballs I've ever had in my life.

by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018