Gurt

Short for ‘yogurt’, when you say it. It comes with a throaty GUUURT sound.

“Hey mark, lets go down some GUUURT!” GUUURT being that delicious yogurt.

by KPRT89 May 4, 2019

Gurt

A getting touched with a crusty cum stain on a shirt or sweatshirt.

AJ finna hit u with a gurt.

That's 10 questions. That's a gurt.

by AjHitThemWithaGurt February 20, 2020

Gurt

The term used to refer to small, fat little girls who have hair that glows as ginger as the sun. Often seen munching burgers and breathing heavily, they are very shy when outside their natural habitat of fast food establishments where they enjoy sitting with fugly fugs and bathing in grease.

Person 1: Oh my god, try not to laugh but there's a gurt coming down the corridor....

Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!

by Dracil malfeenan November 3, 2010

Gurt

1. (verb) The act of sodomizing a duck or other type of waterfowl repeatedly.

2. (noun) A person who conducts such an act

1. Sorry, I didn't get much sleep. I was up all night by the ponds gurting.

2. Look at that gurt. He's got feathers all over his pants.

by Snipeduh January 10, 2010

Gurt

1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think).

2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.

You even made out with Dave! You'd totally do everyone in this building you Gurt-ball!

by Anonymous March 1, 2005

Gurt

When something or someone touches a log you yell "GURT!" it is almost the same as a innuendo, but this is only used if you or somebody else touches a log, or a picture OF a log.

Walking through the woods with your friends then somebody touches a log "GURT!!!!!"

by DaLogMASTA June 2, 2009

Gurting

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010