Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Gurting

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

I'm gooping/I'm gunking

A word that you say when you feel proud of your actions, and what you just did.

"I think I did a good job on the test, I'm gooping/I'm gunking!"
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."

by The gunker March 22, 2023

gurning

The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.

Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!

by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005

gucking

The act of two people of the same sex fucking. Also known as gay sex.

Rob is gucking Jack up the ass right now. He'll come to the phone in a minute.

by JohnDoeSmith December 31, 2009