Gurgleshwerg

When someone is extremely moronic and doesn’t understand basic concepts

That moron is a real gurgleshwerg

by awesoe dude August 24, 2021

sperm gurgler

someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male.

and insult for someone you dont like

"kiss my ass, sperm gurgler"

by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

butt gurgles

(n.) Similar to gurgling sound made with the mouth, but made by the anus when air is being released simultaneously with the excretion of a wet substance.

I had too many cashews, and now I've got the BUTT GURGLES!

The BUTT GURGLES are spitting something greasy out of my ass, and now I see oily, orange globules floating in the toilet bowl.

by MoGyver January 1, 2012

snurd gurgler

someone who snorts cum through his/her nose and spits it back out through his/her mouth

your one gay snurd gurgler

by Hotchick6985784 May 23, 2006

Ball gurgler

One who takes the testicles into the mouth and Gurgles them in true fashion.

"Oh gosh, look who it is..It's Carmen, she's such a ball Gurgler."

by TheGurgledUponHEARDmember February 8, 2010

Garett county Gurgler

This occurs when you cum in a girls mouth and then tea-bag her, while your balls are in her mouth she has to gurgle the cum.

That lucky girl! She got a Garett county Gurgler!

by batherbutt December 18, 2008

Low-Watt Gurgler

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.

My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.

by dvda gangsta' May 6, 2007