gankles

gankles are what happens when cankles get out of control.

basically the "gunt" and the "cankles" merge into a larger more menacing form of fatness called "gankles"...

expressed mathmatically it is:

(gut + cunt) + (calf + ankles) = gankles

dude, what the hell happened to her? i mean she used to be not bad with just cankles but now she's got gankles for god's sake! her lower body has become one huge continuous set of gankles!

by stoneyface December 5, 2009

Gunkle

To epicly fail

You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle

by the ungunkle January 21, 2009

gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together

She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle

by Joe January 7, 2004

gunkle

A person that looks fucked up, ugly, disgusting, hideous, or is just unpleasing to look at.

"Damn dude, that bitch is gunkle as hell."

by Alf P July 30, 2008

gurklestad

A country found in the Gurklestadian sea, next to their rival country, Urklestad. Gurklestadians worship goats, llamas, and chickens.

Hello I am man from Gurklestad

by Pearmaster404 May 10, 2016

gunkler

When a woman is giving oral pleasure to a man and once he ejaculates, the man finds the oldest condiment in the fridge, pours it in a shot glass, and throws it at her face hoping to make it in her mouth

Yo, me and Abby had sex last night, that b**ch is a gunkler.

by jakeblasterr October 6, 2021

Gunkle Zaza

A god-fearing young man.

Johnny always has his Bible on him. He’s such a Gunkle Zaza

by Milkycowboy May 17, 2023