guinness

my fave beer. Mother's milk. the black stuff.

Dude, I am so thirsty. let's pop over to the pub for a pint of guinness

by thebigcurve May 17, 2005

Guinness

A very heavy beer with a distintive black colouring and white head -often decorated with a shamrock (or love heart if the bar person wants to jump your bones). An aquired taste that reqires a little getting used to but once hooked is immensley pleasurable.

"You where wonderful last night but you stink of guinness"

"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"

by glackin November 10, 2007

Guinness Bomb

Consists of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a pint of Guinness, the participant must then down the resulting 'Guinness Bomb' in one. Much like it's more popular cousin the Jager Bomb, but much more potent.

Did you see that Barry down a Guinness Bomb last night?

by barry billet street January 7, 2012

Guinness Man

A Guinness Man is a man who predominantly drinks Guinness above all other pint options.

He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.

A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.

Man one: I'm heading to the bar, lager?

Man two: No thanks, I'm a Guinness Man.

by rormcgror October 10, 2013

Guinness

No Beer comes near
Guinness is good for you

Are you going for a pint?

by Butty July 14, 2004

Guinness World Record

Drinking so much Guinness beer that you are hypothetically in the running for a world record.

Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.

Paul: For his really long fingernails?

Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.

by Pistol Pete Maravich July 9, 2011

Guinness

A amazing beer without all the bullshit,only men of high quality and class drink this beer.not even the most interesting man in the world can drink a beer of this magnitude.

wtf do you want me to hold your purse we're getting guinness

by Mr_Top_Hat June 22, 2010