Guidonia

Homeland of the Guidos, an ancient race of smelly, tan dumbfucks.

"One cannot simply walk into Guidonia."

by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010

grindon

A Grindon describes anyone fairly short, hairy and a tendency to slow life down to it's basics. Does any activity at Grindon pace e.g. slow

*running with football, passes to friend*

stops the ball dead shuffles forward with ball

YOU ARE SUCH A GRINDON!

by Joe Perry July 4, 2005

GinDong

When you press down the middle of Hostess DingDong to create a make shift shot glass, fill the shot glass with gin and house it.

The Cood was parched, so he fashioned him self a GinDong to quench his thirst.

by raspberry DRANK September 10, 2023

Glindon

Find a Vietnamese minor, preferably one with giant fucked up cheeks and pretends to be a stoner. While you're fucking her, scream out how much you hate people that speak out against you.

"I hate you, Reno! I hate you, Jae! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

by Ron November 28, 2004

guidoness

having the swagger of a guido

kevin b

Kevin- "Damn, get off me shawty"

Corey- " Kevin you and your guidoness are something else"

by thefallstonguido June 15, 2009

guidon

A slang term for native americans

Yo, whaddup guidon?

by aubb April 17, 2009

guandong

Dweeb

That kid that gets spitballs all over him, Guandong

by Life64775566944 January 16, 2018