guff

we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart

"i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious"

by i can't believe how much i rule June 2, 2004

guff

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff

A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.

Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again?

John? Nah, he's just a big guff.

by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006

guff

crap, something of little use or value, junk.

Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!

by buffer78 June 26, 2009

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 21, 2004

guff

a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.

Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool

Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face

by AlchAnim September 24, 2014

GUFF

n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone

Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.

by ANS A2 September 23, 2004