guff 

we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart

"i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious"

guff by i can't believe how much i rule June 2, 2004

guff 

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

guff by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff 

A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.

Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again?

John? Nah, he's just a big guff.

guff by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006

guff 

crap, something of little use or value, junk.

Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!

guff by buffer78 June 26, 2009

guff 

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

guff by david January 21, 2004

guff 

a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.

Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool

Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face

guff by AlchAnim September 24, 2014

GUFF 

n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone

Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.

GUFF by ANS A2 September 23, 2004