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Guadalupe 

Guadalupe is literally the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. When she smiles you will just get lost in her beauty and when she laughs it will melt your heart. Her eyes are so dreamy and her voice is like your favorite song being played over the radio. Shes so funny, kind, cute, and super fun to have around. Losing her will be the biggest regret in your life and just being able to know a Guadalupe means your lucky. Guadalupe is someone you’ll want to keep close in you heart and be careful because it’s so easy to fall in love with her. Keep her around because she’s just so amazing and perfect <3
Guadalupe is perfect stfu leo
Guadalupe by Beldas my gf October 29, 2019
Giada, the most kind-hearted loving and caring person you will ever meet. They are always so fun to be around. They do have a bit of a crazy side but that will only show when there close to you and feel comfortable being around you. If you meet on never let go of them. They will always have your back. They are the most beautiful people ever but never realise it. An Italian goddess. Will love you forever, Forgives quickly. Is the most trustworthy person in the world. If you are lucky enough to date one never ever let them go.
"Did you see Giada today? She looked so pretty!"
Giada by lunamoon123456789 September 30, 2019
Giada cares about people more than she does about herself. She is the type to love you in a relationship and will be aggressive with people she hates. Id you ever meet one, DON’T RUIN YOUR CHANCE WITH HER!
omg its Giada, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE UNVERSE!
Giada by Lewis Vo - Jokefuu September 5, 2019
The craziest person you will ever meet! A person you will NEVER forget. No one ever knows what the hell she is doing, she does the craziest things sometimes and lives in a world of her own full of marshmallows and candy-canes. Laughs at random times for no apparent reason, everyone loves her though and tend to laugh with her. NEVER stops talking even when there's no body around. Giada is unforgettable.
OH. MY. GOD! Did you see what Giada did in class today she's totally hilarious!
Giada by Clickity Click September 13, 2018

Gradarius 

A piece of shit AI artificial learning program to help students learn calculus. Fashioned at Stevens Institute of Technology, but apparently outsourced to Russia according to certain professors and students, this 14 million dollar program will let your perform 1000 calculations per second, and they're all wrong.

The note that came attached in the mail with the 14 million dollar check was "teach calculus", and by God, they've done it. With vague instructions to flat out impossible problems, the School of Innovation has done it again, with simple aesthetic flair. Daylight Savings, which wasn't accounted for in apparently any of the code, causes your assignments to be due an hour earlier, and also allows for the accelerated deterioration of your mental state as your professors simply cannot or will not assist you to solve that one MA 124 problem. In many cases, an email explaining that "Gradarius is broken and will not give me full credit" is enough to pass by on problems which you simply didn't understand anyways.

From MA 121 to 124, Gradarius will be the gentle guiding hand which will shove you off the 14th floor of Howe.

Oh yeah, and it costs $20 a semester, because fuck you.
"Oh, did you see ______ wearing that 'Fuck Gradarius' shirt?"
"Yeah, they got it custom. Man, that program is so jank. I wrote 1=2 and it accepted it as 'part of the essential steps toward the solution'".
"Fucking blue check, man".
Gradarius by Helsinki1674 September 12, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man
Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019