Guanomaniac

A person who is batshit crazy.

Larry is a Guanomaniac.

by iamglix August 21, 2009

Guacamanian

Guacamanian: Half Canadian, half Guamanian background who urnes to be master the ninja technique Jikukan Ninjutsu (Time–Space Ninja Techniques) and has a healthy diet of raw red meat and green papaya salads to fuel its rage. Although a rare find because they blend in so well with every generation, they're most commonly spotted in research centers as teachers or Greek restaurants where they feel at home.

Dude! Did you see Guacamanian? It showed its true self for an instance after it served me the best Greek food I've had in my life.

by UberDude February 25, 2013

Guacamalans

A derisive word to describe someone from a shithole, Central American country. Guatemala.

A fucking caravan of Guacamalans is heading up north to our border!

by azbankr October 20, 2018

Guapomaine

Some highschool rapper who deadass used to be some filthy freshie but managed to be interviewed on the shitty school news over some ass Soundcloud account. His rap music has 80 million high hats per second and is the definition of straight ass despite being gay. He's basically some nigtard who thinks he can make music.

Guy 1: yo, have you heard Guapomaine's new album? Guy 2: yeah, that shit was so ass I felt like watching Mama Mia afterwards while edging myself

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

Guacamarmoludding

The disgusting mix of guacamole, marmalade and pudding.
This term is often used in substitution to the word 'shit'.

Girlfriend: So how do I look?
Boyfriend: Like a pile of guacamarmoludding.
Girlfriend: Ummm... Thanks sweetie?
Boyfriend: ;)

by ImCuteSoScrewYou September 29, 2012

Guacamali

The way my mum pronounces guacamole.

Mum: Hey, Imogen do you want some feta cheese in your guacamali?
Me: **GUACAMOLE**

by Don't Touch My Sims Idiot March 3, 2019

Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006