An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.
by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006
Get the Grumbling Midget mug.1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.
2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.
3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.
2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.
3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.
1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.
2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!
3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.
2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!
3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.
by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011
Get the Groelinger mug.Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.
He went out last night with the guys and didnt come home until 4:30am. She was out of ambien and only slept for like an hour. She ripped him the biggest asshole and told him hes a man child and she won't have children with him until he gets his shit together ... Now he is groveling at her feet.
by hamboner08 March 28, 2016
Get the groveling mug.Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.
by YodaDoe December 27, 2004
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Get the Gruntling mug.The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.
Guy: Man, what happened last night?
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005
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