Charles Grubner

To get your grub on in the most extreme way.

Man 1: I'm real hungry. We should get some food.

Man 2: Yeah we should hit up TBell and get our Charles Grubner on.

by CharlesGrubner August 24, 2009

grubering

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.

by FBHO November 14, 2014

Grubinate

To take an argument and research every possible aspect of it on Wikipedia, memorize the most relevant facts, mull over your side of the argument until its finely honed like the edge of a samurai sword, then attack the people who are opposing your viewpoint and then metaphorically slice them into tiny bits while refusing to accept alternate viewpoints.

Pardon me while I grubinate over the issue of why God does not exist.

by mildmildwest December 9, 2008

Grunenwald

Green. Having or possessing several tattoos and possibly a very sexy badge and a taser which he can whip out at any time to defend your honor, just in case. Also very highly sexually charged, with a touch of genius. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it, but if you start with insanity and add pure sexy you might come close.

The Grunenwald is STRONG with this one!

by Xayla2424 January 9, 2010

grubinator

A person involved in activities who is constantly getting into predicaments and wondering why bad stuff always happens to them.

Steve the lawnmower guy is a grubinator.

Drinking then climbing onto your lawnmower and driving to the Oyster Shack is a stupid move grubinator. Shoulda stayed on the porch Steve.

by TG33 April 25, 2010

lowell grube

A dirty sheep fucker that claims to be religious, but lives a life of drugs and animal molestation. Short in stature, usually resembling a troll or hobbit. Has trouble with getting erection, so has to beat up women or small children in order to feel like a man.

Farmer Jed just had to chase away another lowell grube out of the sheep barn.

by Davey Quinn January 26, 2018

gruber'd

a state of intoxication reached by the consuption of straight whiskey and chased by wine.

i got so gruber'd last night.
when i showed up they were all gruber'd

by glennswayze November 3, 2008