grot

a small orkish relative, approximately 2-3 feet high, they speak in silly squeaky voices. usually kicked, beaten and trodden on by larger orks. And then eaten.

Ork: GRAGH, YOU STOOPID GROT!
SHURRUP! *kick*
Grot: AIEEE!! Please, no more kicking!

by Arrow January 10, 2005

grot

Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.

'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

grot

noun. Trash, garbage, or filth. British slang. Famously, in the 1970s BBC comedy "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin," Reggie opened a doomed (he hoped) shop that sold old bits of trash and scrap recycled into completely useless items. He called it "The Grot Shop." (To Reg's horror, the shop was wildly successful, leading to a string of Grot Shops and, eventually, Grot Industries.)
Something that is "grotty" has a look of filth about it.

"Look at this wonderful planter I got at the Grot Shop."
"It looks like a grotty old shoe, to me."

by Mike Eldred January 8, 2009

Grot

another name for a whore/ slut.

You banged Jenn last night? She just screwed me 2 days ago. She is such a grot.

by kidlou December 26, 2010

Grot

One who has muscles like a body-builder/someone who takes steroids, although it can also be used in a sarcastic way.

When seeing an ACTUAL grot: DO NOT say anything incase you get twatted...

Sarcastically: When seeing an obviously un-grotty person..."Check this grot! haha"

by Faye-mous February 19, 2009

Grot

British Slang: Pornography.

Gonna treat myself to some grot later.

by Notifier89 November 8, 2022

grot

Used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously horrible and fascinating. More specifically, used to describe someone that is simultaneously "grotesque" and "hot."

Oddly attractive, intriguing, or oddly pleasant

"While Jordin Sparks (on American Idol) is overweight and somewhat of a beast, she is grot" ie there is something oddly attractive about her.

by Kref July 18, 2007