Grot

English slang for a cow's cunt.

I don't know about the rest of you, but that Madison from the chatroom is a real grot.

by The Sheepshagger April 29, 2005

Grot

Grot is another name for a cigerette, fag, blem, cancer stick, smoke

"U got a spare grot i can av mate?"

by Ganjagan July 9, 2004

Grot

Nasty looking gyal near by

Bare grot ther! or check that grot

by SiMzY May 9, 2006

Grot

noun: Trash, garbage, or filth.

British slang.

noun: Alternative to hench or "physically endowed to a threatening level"

The second definition is used extensively around manchester and lancashire and is the alternative to "bench"

"Don't mess with Saxon, he's a fucking grot"
"Saxon is grotty as fuck"

by RossendaleKen September 1, 2012

Grot

A little gross, a little bit hot. Someone who is arguably gross at times but can also be hot too. Bad boy. Greasy but sexy.

Collin farrel can be so hot but sometimes he's also kinda grot. Did you see that carnie? he was almost hot but he was so scuzzy that he's actually grot.

by BCE_MN November 22, 2006

Grot

Male version of queef. To expel small pockets of air from the penis.

I was having a wank but my flow was interrupted suddenly when I made an amazingly painful grot.

by Ckey1980 October 4, 2008

grot

the pieces of lint that stick to a man's ball sack.

The grot was making my balls itch.

by The King of Swing001254 January 21, 2009