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Fudge Gondola

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
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gondon

Russian slang for condom, pronounced "gun-donn"
Used to refer to the aforementioned article as well as any asshole or motherfucker one might encounter.
Vanya, vot tebe poltinik - sbegaj za gondonami v magazin...
Vse menti - gondoni!
by sunyata October 10, 2007
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You're turning into a groudon

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.
Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.
by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011
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Groudon

The most legitimate ground Pokemon of all time. It has an array of different attacks that all rape you. It starts every battle by pissing on the clouds so that the sun shines brightly in the sky. Then it can anally rape any pokemon with a solarbeam without even having to gather sunlight. If that doesn't make the Pokemon faint, Groudon will simply rape the ground with an earthquake, inciting mass chaos and pain within the colon of any nearby Pokemon. In a two vs. two battle, Groudon will rape all of the other participants, including his own partner.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.
Did you see that?!! That Groudon just raped his partner with an earthquake!

Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!

If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.

That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.
by gdogmanatee October 20, 2009
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Castle Gondola

The motherfuckin spot
Surely meet me at Castle Gondola tonight

Let’s go to Gondola and get fuckin zoomed
by King Herro of Gondola April 26, 2020
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Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.
Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.
by RG87 December 31, 2011
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gondon

Sometimes misspelled as gandon. Russian obscene word for condom. Figuratively - a dickhead
Ty jebanyi gondon (You are fucking dickhead)
by dildo777 April 21, 2018
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