Grundelthumper

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.

Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.

by Betdog November 4, 2012

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Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".

Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.

by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009

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grundel troll

Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.

My girlfriend found some grundel trolls when she was servicing my unit.

by MajStorm September 28, 2007

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grundel

An undefined very large amount of something, often used in the computer industry.

There is a grundel of wires in that mess of a network closet.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

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Grundel Hawk

The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.

"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."

"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."

by Shower Fart October 25, 2008

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