Gromance

Girl + romance = gromance. Also known as groping + romance. When two girl friends become close friends. A female version of bromance.

Jade and I have a gromance.

by Want.sum.candi January 4, 2015

Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

by Flynn0s May 9, 2016

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

GROGAN

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

by Grow - gun September 14, 2003

Grogan Josh

1. When you've gone out for a curry and ordered a Rogan Josh, but what you get is foul tasting and not at all what you expected - A Grogan josh

Or

2. The aftermath of a Rogan Josh.
3. To go down on someones arsehole, a play on Rogan Josh

1. Rogan Josh, more like Grogan Josh
2. Dude, that Rogan Josh I had last night totally turned in to a Grogan Josh
3. Mate, I thought I was getting a Rogan Josh. But she totally flipped it and gave me a Grogan Josh

by Muggy Mughito January 12, 2018

Travis Grogan

A guy who likes big fat fluffy slimy penis slapping on his buttcheeks

Your dad is a Travis Grogan

by Bob Hans May 20, 2018

Grogan Prarie Dog

The act of 'Prarie Dogging' with a 'Grogan' in one single move. That is, when your poo is still hanging on to your anal sphincter and simultaneously touches the water in the toilet bowl and you subsequently manage to suck the poo back into your anal canal. It is readily accepted as the "ultimate move" when taking a dump.

Holy ****! Dave! Come here man, I'm pretty sure I just shat a Grogan Prarie Dog! I slurped that sucker right back up!

by groganjosh February 16, 2010