the groaner

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.

last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!

by JAson R........ April 12, 2009

Groan and moan

To make your sex partner groan from pain and tiredness, but also moan from the awesome sex you are giving them.

Yo I just made my girl groan and moan so much last night.

by Jacksonson42 March 26, 2018

groaker

(verb): a person who stares longingly at people who are eating in the hopes that they will give them some food. (someone in the act of groaking)

Don't stare at me while I'm eating, stop being a groaker!

by afanofbigness June 13, 2018

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Groak

Verb. To stare silently at someone while they are eating, in the hopes that they will give you some of their food.

Always careful not to establish eye contact with potential groakers, Mark wolfed down the last of his mother's famous apple pie.

by Jabuti37 May 5, 2005

Groaking

To watch someone eating in the hope they will offer you food

"piss off, dude, quit Groaking me"
"but i'm so hungry"
etc
etc

by Nige C January 30, 2004

groady

gross, digusting, nauseating

After the blackout, the sushi in my refrigerator looked and smelled groady!

by Jeff (from New York) September 14, 2003