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Grampa

He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.
Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"
by sm1l3s October 15, 2008
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Grapesexual

A sexuality that describes the romantic relationship between a wineperson, the one thats gets tasted and his sommelier, the one that tastes his wineperson's body.
Sommelier: I wanna grape harvest your body, GUI
Wineperson: What do you mean?
Sommelier: I'm a grapesexual, now bend over.
by pettounia February 3, 2022
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Grape

by Ace the simp November 27, 2022
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grape drink

The ghetto version of "grape juice." The ingrediants are sugar, water, purple.
What the fuck is juice? I want some grape drink baby!
by mongo4 September 25, 2005
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Grampdad

When you are old as fuck, and about to have a baby, at the same time your kid is also having a baby. You sir, are a Grampdad.
My kid is having a baby! So am I! I'm a Grampdad!
by WesTek May 22, 2020
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Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.
I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.
by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018
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Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!
by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009
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