the grassy knoll

The hill by Emerson Lake in High River. Named by Wayne Fleury and his band of misfits and merrymakers.

Lets go chill at the grassy knoll in the van.

by jollydestroyer February 26, 2008

grassy knoll

The hang out spot for the kids of Clone High High School.

Frequent visitors: JFK, Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Ghandi.

I wish I went to Clone High High School so I could hang out at the Grassy Knoll with all the famous clones.

by POMLOVE August 19, 2006

grassy knoll

another code term for when girls are around. grassy knoll aka a womans vagina.

I'd like to shoot a load on that grassy knoll

by Captain Tanker February 02, 2008

grassy knoll

The landform from which JFK was shot by a woman.

Today I drank South African soft drink atop a grassy knoll.

by miguel juan October 31, 2005

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.

Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

by TheGatorAndTheCat March 17, 2022

mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

by popcornrules October 23, 2008