Grassalope

Refers to a person who is ideologically against eating meat, but does not enjoy the connotation associated with "vegetarian".

"Dude, you didn't touch your chicken, are you a vegetarian?"
" Vegetarians are scumbags, I am a majestic grassalope"

by VeggieVigilante March 15, 2009

GrassLover69

'GrassLover69' is a common username used in videogames (possibly real life too) by people who loves grass and touch it everyday. GrassLover69 is also associated with people who go outside, touch grass, and exercise. (seriously, people need to go outside and touch some grass tho)

Jack: Hey Jeremy, what's your in-game username?

Jeremy: GrassLover69

Jack: Lol, why you pick that name?

Jeremy: It's because I love grass. They are majestic life forms that are absolutely amazing and beautiful. It gives me the feeling of joy whenever I see one. Grass is unique and mysterious. Whenever I gain anxiety, I just think to myself that grass will always be there for me. That's why I love grass. Grass is love, grass is life.

Jack: Bruh wtf

by Astridosnamosmorphocine February 8, 2022

Grassoline

Grassoline is a fuel that is made out of the oils from marijuana plants and is considered a "green" source of energy. Now that marijuana is becoming legal across US states, large companies are starting to use grassoline to power generators and fleet vehicles so they can benefit from federal and state enviromental tax credits (Google, Frito-Lay, Arby's, ect..). Another advantage of this fuel is the calming effect the grassoline exhaust provides. 86% of workers who work with grassoline driven equipment claim that they are overall happier, healthier, and hungrier than before according to a federal survey conducted in 2013.

Coby: "Hey, we need more grassoline for the truck"
Dillon: "Can we stop for pizza first?"
Coby: "Yes."

Gary: "These new grassoline generators are 34% more efficient that our old diesel ones"
Senator Frank: "Very good, I will award you nine tax credits."
Gary: "I'd rather just have a pizza party."
Senator Frank: "Ok."

by Varnpike December 3, 2014

Grassoline

The smell of a freshly mowed lawn and the exhaust of the lawnmower doing said mowing.

"Hey i just walked by the freshly mowed football field and it smelled like grassoline"

by Dingleberry1888888888888888888 March 19, 2010

grassacre

the act of totally ruining the grass in a previously pristine lawn

combines the words grass and massacre

"oh crap, I totally committed grassacre on the lawn with that new trimmer"

"JoeRay's penchant for farming yards in his pickup was cut short when he was taken in for questioning related to a recent grassacre incident at Sunny Valley Retirement Village."

by mzlizz August 1, 2009

grassler

(grass-ler) n.
One who grassles; a man who tricks women into drinking with the sole intention of seduction. see also: grassle, femgrassler, mangrassler, or frat boy

Joe: Hey man, did you see Tom whip out those grassling skizzizles on Amy last night? So crunk'd!
Jimbo: Heck yes, she had no idea his sole intention was seduction! What a grassler.!

by Sexy Cuban October 8, 2005

Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

See:
Kavanaugh
Fucked
Boof

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018