To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:
1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol
2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)
3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice
4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive
5. jumping thru your own back windshield
6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot
7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops
8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold
9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons
10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events
11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes
12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it
13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties
14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo
15. man-e-facing
1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol
2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)
3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice
4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive
5. jumping thru your own back windshield
6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot
7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops
8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold
9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons
10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events
11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes
12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it
13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties
14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo
15. man-e-facing
by Crenny Cren Cren October 30, 2008
Get the Grandrous Lifestyle mug.A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.
"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick
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The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. Unfortunately not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident”
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.
When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.
When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.
After billions of years of rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill, we see their final evolutionary stage, the ghandicus erectus.
by Enlaved Autism October 26, 2020
Get the ghandicus mug.1: characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration.
2: impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur.
2: impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur.
by hungdaddy April 23, 2009
Get the Grandiosity mug.A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:
1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.
2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.
2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.
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Get the Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome mug.Another way of saying, "I wan't to have sex with that/you." This is typically used in tenor gifs and spammed all over Discord.
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Get the oh my goodness gracious mug.1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; overblown
3.grand in an imposing or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as manic disorder.
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; overblown
3.grand in an imposing or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as manic disorder.
by ayosonyo September 3, 2009
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