grand daddy purp

a type of weed thats absolutely amazing. its white on the outside because it has so many crystals but when you break it down its purple in the middle

yo that grand daddy purp got me riptarded

by kushganagsta May 5, 2010

Grand Daddy Duz

It’s a combination of being a grandpa, professional shit talker, and a whole lot of headass.

Chad: Yo bro, do you remember that guy at the party last night?
Brad: Hell yeah I do bro! He was a total Grand Daddy Duz!

by FreTrain February 7, 2019

Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.

Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*

by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018

Grand baby daddy

grandparents to the child of unwed mother

Tell your grand baby daddy sorry but I couldn't get him the application!

by Bealiefs December 2, 2021

grand dadding

Getting up and leaving in a hurry without telling anyone.

We are grand dadding out of here before the traffic gets bad or I have to go to the bathroom.

by Nobes Knows It June 19, 2021

daddy grant

daddy grant was originally a drama lecturer who perved on students. he gave all the boys he fancied top marks and you can now use the term for a really annoying man who tries to annoy you or others or if you are a boy, a man who eyes you up and then falls off his bike and blacks his eye.

"that man in the trenchcoat is a right old daddy grant"
"that daddy grant just exposed himself to me on the bus"

by an anti jazz-hander November 1, 2004

Granddaddy Dong

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020