Nico Grabass

The biggest warlock you’ll ever meet.

This warlock can’t ride a bike!
Is his name nico grabass?
YEAH!!.

by Queen warlords December 4, 2021

grabassery

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.

My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.

by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008

grabass

Touchy feely horseplay.

All they do is stand around playing grabass.

by Trish O. November 1, 2002

grabass

An informal game in which the participants attempt to grab the posteriors of one another. Usually associated with horseplay.

I'm up here in the condo trying to call these little bastard teenagers for lunch, but they're down on the beach playing grabass with each other.

by Webster April 18, 2004

Haji grabass

The act in which middle eastern males grab, touch or snatch each others genitals or butts.

Get back to work! There's no playing Haji grabass when you're supposed to be digging that trench!

by PoweredByMexican July 25, 2010

grabasstic

Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.

John's presentation at the meeting was so grabasstic that no one knew what the hell he was getting at.

by Serpent January 7, 2004

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023