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(noun) A busy body, someone who is always "on the go". Busy to a fault. go-tards may become frazzled if they cannot find something to keep themsleves occupied. obsessive-compulsive.
Jerry has been running around doing errands and he missed the game. what a go-tard!

That's the third time Sherri has cleaned the kitchen today! what a go-tard!

gotard by go-tard October 22, 2003
one whose going is slowed
Patrick Smyth has been a gotard since his illness
gotard by Danny Schimdt April 18, 2003
v: To be gotarded.
n: One who is a gotard. An extremely retarded moron that tries to be smart
-Look what you did to my monkey, you gotard!

-What are you, some kind of gotard?

-Rush Limbaugh
gotard by Strongbad February 9, 2003
One who is moronic in movement.
Damn jimmy is a gotard, he just stumbles all over the place
gotard by assheads August 23, 2003
Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.
David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!
geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008
short and loud Jewish girl
Joe: look at Stephanie shes so small and looks very Jewish
Jason: i know bro shes such a gotara
gotara by gotar4 October 22, 2019