gort. is a very fine boi. He has definetely not committed any war crimes in Kosovo.
It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.
"gort."
It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.
"gort."
by Placke January 31, 2022

To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.
Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.
Often referred to as "Gorting"
Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.
Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.
Often referred to as "Gorting"
Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.
"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"
"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"
"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"
"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"
"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"
by nilocrepooh January 5, 2014

A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.
We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.
by Coffee64 December 25, 2011

by Drasith April 25, 2010

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by jdervil January 21, 2015

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
by MiraCabron1234098765 August 7, 2012
