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Gorgongola

Gorgongola is a mysterious sexual transmitted disease often obtained by drinking the seminal fluids of primates throughout south America.

It is known to cause tummy aches and the uncontrollable use of the world "spaghett!" when describing everything.
"i got gorgongola for drinking that pimates seminal fluid"

"i have spahetti and meat balls gorgongola"

"your mom has gorgongola"
by Sir Silly Garmets January 15, 2009
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Meatball Gorgonzola

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.
"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"
by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019
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gregonde

A homosexual jew, usually noticed around the 9th grade
WTF why did he just turn gregonde
by Nechero December 5, 2007
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Gorgonzolas

A chicks rack. Usually describes a really nice rack.
Dude! Did you see Barbara's gorgonzolas??!?! I wanna bury my face in them!
by legalize_it January 15, 2010
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Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola is a sort of catch phrase used when cock blocking. It is typically said in one of 3 ways;

1) Just before the cock blocking.

2) Just after the cock blocking.

3) When surprising someone through the act of cock blocking. When in this form, it is said in a loud raspy voice.

It originates from the cheese and town of the same name. Strangely, however, there is no link to these original definitions other than the name.
Thirsty Male: "Hey, baby. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet a--"

*Man jumps out from bushes*

Man: "GORGONZOLA"
by N.K.R.T-SSL October 21, 2014
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Gorgonzola Ball

Used in reference to something which is totally useless.
A bull with tits is about as useful as a gorgonzola ball.
by EviLEgg October 9, 2010
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gorgonzoled

Originally a state suffered by those who have over indulged on said Italian formaggio. eg, "Where's Hadi?" 'In the toilet, she's completely gorgonzoled'.

But also a state one can descend into following consumation of 2 Tavernello bricks during Erasmus year in Genova.

The symptoms resulting from this state of Gorgonzoledness can be seen every Wednesday night in Milk and include throwing up into ones handbag, on Sophie's shoes or kissing ugly boys and recalling niente.

Positive symptoms of Gorgonzoledness include speaking 'fluent' italian.
We were gorgonzoled last night. I remember niente.
by Ginger Fuzz December 1, 2010
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