Garfunkel

when u put ur tip on somebody else’s tip

love to Garfunkel

by Garfunkellover69 December 4, 2019

Art Garfunkel

It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.

I heard Tom pulled an Art Garfunkel last night.

by Chaz TW August 22, 2011

Garfunkeling

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.

"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"

by Kayla Burney, The Sexy Beast October 12, 2016

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

Garfunkel'd

To take one's swagger down one or more notches.

When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.

My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!

by BizzleFoShizzle September 10, 2012

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022