Gooching

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.

Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Gooching

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.

I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.

by metlhead4life March 18, 2008

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008

Goaching

1) The act of squating like a girl pissing in the game Halo on XBOX

2) The act of standing over an exit from a portal on Halo and sniping with a rocket launcher

3) What nick accidentally said instead of Ghost

1) If I goach, I bet he won't see me

2) He's got the flag, I'm gunna goach and cut him off.

3) Oh shit! He took the goach from our base. ROFL! I said goach, I mean ghost.. Ghost

by Jam Master J February 20, 2004

gouching

Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind

the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,

by ime soe hie May 13, 2005

gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.

In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."

by Mark Jones December 1, 2004