gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Gooched

To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.

Aw man! I just got gooched!

by KessBlack March 18, 2011

gooched

means cool/really good or cushdy
word invented by robert shierby

that car is gooched man

by john moss May 27, 2004

gotched

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.

She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.

by Jesus Deeran July 26, 2008

gooched

The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.

"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"

by SamanthaIrene January 21, 2009

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016