The Gon-Goozler

You are gonna die Mark

you cannot run from the Gon-Goozler

by Unus Annus Creatures October 13, 2020

Googlers

Googlers (goo-guh-lurs) noun. The magnification reading glasses nerds wear in order to see their cellphone screens while googling.

John can I borrow your googlers for a second so I can google that.

by Dragonlady58 January 30, 2021

Gooblers

Little Men that sprout out of your body

Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"

by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020

Googler

An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.

"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler

by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008

Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

fridge googler

A person who searches the office refrigerator for food to eat that does not belong to him/her.

Don't leave your pizza in the fridge, or else Steve AKA the fridge googler will find it and eat it.

by Bolivion December 31, 2011

Deep Googler

A person who "googles" not only you, but your friends, proceeds to research you through other online facets (facebook, finds your Twitter account, even manages to dig up your outdated MySpace account), and friends your friends in an over-zealous effort to awkwardly fit in.

Man, she's a Deep Googler, and as a by-product, she's my best-friend's friend now... Totally not weird at all...

by dpeeps85 October 22, 2010