Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025