Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025

goontar

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

by shitballcity October 27, 2009

Goobtard

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way

Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard

by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020

goonard

Someone who is an idiot; a fool

You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!

by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006

gooftard

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.

That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.

by machine119 November 21, 2004