Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

by mike charter May 27, 2024

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing board of a judicatory used to “weed out” theological nut cases from the get go.

We gave that hillbilly preacher a gooney strainer and as I suspected, he has some nutty ideas.

by Geckiclog October 28, 2023

Gooney bushing

The act of driving or operating a vehicle through no known road, trail or clearing.

Dirk was late to the shindig and busted the axel on his truck gooney bushing thru the woods trying to join everybody.

by Munster89 October 23, 2023

Gooney Toon

A toon in a film with black-footed albatross.

Someone who's acting like a goofy mother fucker, aka- Gooney Toon

by Warnsburg September 29, 2011

Gooney Fling

A term used in scouts but still widely acceptable where you date for the duration of a camp and then have an explosive breakup when the camp ends

Ted: oh yeah I had a gooney fling with this one chic

Chris: what happened?
Ted: we dated, kissed and fucked while on camp together but then when it ended we had an explosive breakup and never saw eachother again

by Svllecs January 18, 2024