Gooncheese .

Meaning idiot , Mainly a cross between a Nobcheese and a goon . Mainly used around the Romford area .

idiotweirdnobcheesegoonGooncheese .

by Essex♥ November 5, 2009

gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

gonched

When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs

Dude I got real gonched last night , so gonched we walked six miles to my house

by Obj183 December 2, 2017

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

gootched

Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.

Sticking someone's face in your Gootch

"Aww man your shit just go gootched."
"He just gootched your shit."

by SpiffyMarlin September 5, 2008

Gooched

To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.

Aw man! I just got gooched!

by KessBlack March 18, 2011