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Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024
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goonmaxxing

verb

The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
Sorry guys I can’t play right now i’m Goonmaxxing.
by goonmaxxer69 February 24, 2024
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Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.

This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!
by Rev😈 June 30, 2024
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Geomaxxing

leaving "Western" countries like America and UK and going East where women are more beautiful, food tastes better, the nature is better, everything way cheaper, people are more friendly
I live in Japan, Colombia, and Poland I've been geomaxxing since 2014
by chriscastro July 26, 2024
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Goymaxxing

A person who wants to max out their Goy Boy status. This can be done by:

watching/gambling on sports, eating the lowest quality canola oil soaked slop, watching porn, talking to ChatGPT all day, listening to mainstream music, consumption of alcohol and drugs, and many more! Everyone knows a goy or 2 in their family/friend group! Maybe a quick dive into introspection and you might be Goymaxxing unconsciously!
Benson- Bro, what you up to tonight?

Keith- Well man, I’m gonna have a couple beers and those new McDonald’s chicken wraps! Then I’m gonna put a 12 leg parlay down and hopefully I don’t miss by one leg again! After, I’m gonna have me a little alone time with a riley Reid compilation then I’m off to bed!!

Benson: Wow man! You must really be Goymaxxing right now!
by GoyBoyDestroyer October 23, 2025
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Goonmaxing

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)
Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn
by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024
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goofmaxing

Goofmaxing is an act of hysterically gooning, when gooning for a long period of time one reaches a state of hallucinating and or laughing hysterically
I overheard Ben laughing in the bathroom but he wouldn’t stop or tell us what was funny, he must’ve been goofmaxing
by JuffJelqing February 29, 2024
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