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slip one past the goalie 

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.
Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

Goobie snoobert 

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
You're such a goobie snoobert

Hockey goalie

Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.
That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.
Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.
Goalie Mom by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score 

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

Goo Goobie 

"Goo goobie", sometimes spelt "googooby" or "googoobie", is an exclaim used by Slimecicle, in the famous horrow show Generation Loss made by Ranboo (Ranboolive).
Ranboo: There's nothing in the fridge! *looks at obviously full fridge* What the—
Slimecicle: Goo goobie!
Goo Goobie by sophibanana June 25, 2023