GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out

Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick

by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020

Gogurt

To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.

Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!

by Festerius August 16, 2004

Gogurtmale

The male/gender neutral version of a girlboss.

A male or gender neutral identifying person who will stop at nothing to become the boss.
Males who are a level above alpha and yogurt men.

“Did you hear that Matt is going to be the manager of the IHOP he works at?”
“Wow, that’s awesome! He’s such a gogurtmale!

by Ce1estial November 30, 2022

gogurt

to empty the semen inside a condom on a girl's face

Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!

Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!

by Yu Wong March 15, 2008

gogurt

- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner

gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"

by Chazzy Bear December 14, 2008

Mormon Gogurt

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.

"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."

by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016

Prison gogurt

After at least 8 men gangrape 1 person, sharing one condom, the single individual is handed the now full and distended condom to slurp the baby gravy from within much like a gogurt tube

Prisoner 1: Hey, I heard Steve wants a prison gogurt...
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!

by Boooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 18, 2017