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Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.
I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.
by revmpj August 26, 2013
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Googlestorming

Using Google to assist in the formation or advancement of a thought process; brainstorming with Google.

Searching google starting with only a few terms that frame the start of an idea in order to spark further ideas and come up with additional keyword search terms.
Rae Chelle needed more ideas for a Halloween story so she did some googlestorming.
by R&Rmindworks October 31, 2009
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Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.
I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!
by fizzeh January 19, 2008
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Googlelator

Noun: affectionate nick-name for Google, especially when it is being used on the Iphone.
Verb: see Googlelate
Adjective: see Googlelating
When is Jackson Browne's birthday? Let me go to the Googlelator to find out!
by Wendi G February 28, 2010
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Googletory

When you click on a Google image to see the larger version, then click the back button but are prohibited from going back to the search results page.
"Aaaahhh! I can't click away from this picture of a guy eating a dead zebra! I'm stuck in Googletory!"
by ebethleo December 5, 2011
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googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.
1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.
by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012
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Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.
Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"
by machBailz May 17, 2007
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