good one

To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.

Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.

by Dan December 16, 2004

good one

expression used when someone has done something really dumb.

Courtney trips and falls on her face
Morgan says "good wiiin"

by morgan October 30, 2003

good one

A good one is a sarcastically spoken term used to describe someone that is being/or is a big douche bag, an idiot, a cheater, a liar, a dumbass, or someone that is an outright fuck tard.

"Did you see that guy over there that thinks he's cool , but he only has 2 teeth? "That guy is a freaking good one! I would never date a good one such as that !

by ThebestJV August 28, 2016

Good one

A sarcastic expression used to make fun of someone when they mess up or do/say something weird or stupid.

"People called Austin are good at soccer."
"Yep, good one."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Good one!

This is an extremely sarcastic response to someones lame joke or foolish comment.

It is over emphasized greatly to stress the point that the comment or humor they made was in fact "NOT, A GOOD ONE."

Often will annoy or hurt the person it is directed at, but that was the point in the first place! Sometimes it is followed by the persons name to further cut them down as in " good one hank!"

Harold: She was asking me to go out sometime, I wasn't sure what to say?

Gary: you should have said, " I can't go out because I am a reverse vampire and the night kills me"...

( pause with no laughter)

Harold: Good One!

Gary: Shut up, your jokes are lameburgers too..

Harold: wow, another good one!

Gary: you're a jerk

by Randoni April 6, 2009

good one!

when someone says something trying to be funny and it just makes them look stupid so you say it being sarcastic.

"last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur!" GOOD ONE!

by hot_sizzle November 21, 2009

Good one, dad

A phrase first heard in the BB gun/coming of age movie The Christmas Story. This can be applied whenever a child wishes to butter up his father in order to gain a favor. Over reaching laughter and enthusiasm follows when a marginally funny line is uttered by the dad. It's usually a blatantly transparent attempt as the favor is requested only a short time after the "good one, dad."

Dad: "Look at that! I guess people in fancy cars don't have to obey stop signs!"

Son: (Fake laughter...) "Good one, dad! .......can I have twenty bucks"?

by oldbull December 1, 2011