The gongoozler is a creature that lives inside the water. you will only encounter it if it is in the night. The gongoozler will mostly not attack you. it will only lurk in the deepest depths of a dark, cold body of water.
hey Ethan, I have an idea for a video.
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler
by lolmountian October 11, 2020
Get the the gongoozler mug.The Gongoozler is a newly discovered cryptid, first documented in a video posted by the YouTube channel, Unus Annus operated by Mark Markiplier and Ethan Crank Game Plays. The Gongoozler is a creature known to inhabit any body of water, so long as it is during the night time. The creature drag its victims to the depths to drown them by their toes or tootsies. The Gongoozler is a crafty and dangerous creature, it tricks its victims into going deeper into the water, by challenging them to go "even further beyond". Even avoiding the water will not keep you safe, as the Gongoozler has detachable tail, and can move on land as easily as in the water. You know it is too late when you here the unearthly screech of the Gongoozler singing your death song. Possibly the only way to escape your fate, would be to retrieve the Gongoozlers tail, known as a mighty relic, and return it to the Gongoozler and beg for mercy, however no one has yet successfully attempted the location and retrieval of the tail. The only known footage of the creature can be seen in the you tube video titled, Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming. it is also theorized that the Gongoozler may be an aquatic relative of the phycological entity known as "HeeHoo" as seen in the stunning documentary video available on You tube titled, Hunting HeeHoo, and that, like HeeHoo, the Gongoozler is not a creatue, but a state of mind that causes degeration of the human consciousness.
If your too deep into the sea, the Gongoozler will heeeeeeeehh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down, to the frothy depths.
by Hyacinth_Pendragon October 12, 2020
Get the Gongoozler mug.The gongoozler is a real creature that preys on people. It can only present itself in pure darkness and deep water, and it will prefer to prey on toes when hunting.
Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man.
For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man.
For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
by TheLordE October 11, 2020
Get the gongoozler mug.A mysterious entity that lurks in the shadows of bodies of waters. It only comes out at night and no one has ever seen it, or at least... lived to tell the tale.
Ethan: Have I ever told you the story of the gongoozler?
Mark: No, you haven't
Ethan: It lurks in the shadows of the water, preying on the fear of the unknown
Mark: No, you haven't
Ethan: It lurks in the shadows of the water, preying on the fear of the unknown
by thegongoozler October 11, 2020
Get the gongoozler mug.A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
Person 1: I hate going for a swim at night
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
by khgsmel October 11, 2020
Get the gongoozler mug.A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Get the Dutch gonker mug.Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.
Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
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