I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.
Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
by Michael Busey July 02, 2011
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Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.
Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.
by tsipar July 30, 2011
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Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.
Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.
by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024
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