goggleface

a skier or snowboarder who has potential to be good looking with their snowboard/ski gear on i.e. goggles, helmet, hat, etc. BUT when gear is removed they are butt ugly.

Jo says: "Look at that guy, he looks really hot!"

Jess says: "Oh no, I saw him in the lodge, he's a goggleface"

by jomala92 January 1, 2012

african goggles

Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.

Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!

by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006

Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

by damnitwayner October 21, 2010

Goggle gods

The goggle gods are a group of gods who know everything, they will grant their worshippers this knowledge but will be disappointed if one doesn't make anyone uncomfortable at least once a day.

Read: Sakura (How to obtain a reverse harem in Naruto) for further information. It is available on wattpad.

Hail the goggle gods!
The goggle gods blessed me with this knowledge.

by Oh come onnnnn February 25, 2021

Car Goggles

The phenomenon wherein females appear much hotter when driving than outside of a vehicle. Phenomenon is magnified when sunglasses are worn and exponentially increased when the car is also desirable to men.

Did you see that brunette with the dark shades driving the blue STI??!! Was she hot or did I just have my car goggles on?

by xmanSTi January 20, 2009

Bitch Goggles

Designer sunglasses of the feminine sort that scream wealth, glamour, and sophistication. The trend (as with most things trendy)seems to be the bigger, the better. In addition to blocking out rays from suns in distant galaxies, serving as a racoonine substitute for makeup, and masking your blood-shot, coke-glazed eyes from prying gazes; these sunglasses do tremendous wonders for the feminine mystique. Must have accessories include the latest model camera-phone, a lit cigarette (preferably menthol), ugg-style boots, and a frilly mini-skirt.

Samantha's new bitch goggles failed to hide the haggard features brought on by lengthy tanning sessions, chain-smoking, and excessive partying.

by Gregory Barlikas June 29, 2005

drunk goggles

The eyesight you have when one is drunk. Which leads your inhibitions to be lower and one you wouldn't normally be attracted to looks real good.

Dang Maggie, you looked so much better last night when I had my drunk goggles on!

by Princess Parneet February 13, 2009