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Goatboy35

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I encountered this individual in Mordhau, and then accepted his challenges for a voice call, safe to say in that call I was forcefully inducted into his group and am still baffled by what I witnessed.

Goatboy35 is an intriguingly peculiar individual. Existent within this goat remains a variety of opinions, ones he wishes to spout continuously online, either to garner a reaction or spread the word, some of his ideas will be listed below.

Goatboy is:

A Holocaust denier, making it his duty to rant at people, mostly children and left wing ideologues online, preaching about how the Holocaust is scientifically and factually incorrect. One of his primary analogies used to validate his theory about the existence of the Holocaust is to concoct a story about the Cookie Monster, and how many years it would take to produce 6 million cookies.
As quoted by Goatboy35 in an Icelandic speaker, "Heil Hitler, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, SIEG HEIL!!"
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A possible white supremacist, being attributed to creating several articles related to why blacks are biologically animals, referring to them as "aliens" or "animals". His evidence for the topic is by citing the IQ disparities, alongside physical aesthetic differences and citing what he calls their primitive, rowdy nature. To validate his point Goatboy has created a self made tale on how many millennia ago aliens crash landed into earth with their space shuttles combusting and soot being infused into their once white skin. Based on his article, "Kissing Blacks Is Beastiality" he then references how due to the crash landing they suffered severe brain damage, and due to being black and intellectually lesser proceeded to mate with monkey's. While it is altogether unlikely that Goatboy believes the entirety of this tale it is alarming on the amount of effort he put into his Website, and the frequency he quotes it's contents.

A leading politician, continuously claiming online that one day he will be advancing into politics. While the details of this party are nebulous, he has hinted at the aspect of a monarchy, a strong immigration policy, a utopia and how his party will be an independent.
As Quoted by Goatboy35, "Better dead than SPQR"
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One goat=one Goatcoin.

Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.
That chicken coop must be worth 4 or 5 Goatcoin,
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!
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Goatboy35

A Covid denier, being adversely opposed to the existence of the Coronavirus, instead claiming that it is just the flu, being exploited in an attempt for the government to secure control. His evidence for his view is that the mortality, susceptibility rate, and symptom rate is near identical to the flu. His other rationale is that the death rate, despite lockdown's remains identical, and that some deaths automatically get deemed as due to the virus, with extenuating factors being given less moderation.

You would imagine that a goat with these vastly controversial opinions would remain isolated from the rest of civilized society, and would thus be exiled into the barren dregs of the internet where only the outcasts reside, however, the contrary appears to exist. What is most astounding of all is the ability and charisma this Goat possesses, despite his eccentric persona he appears to have the ability of convincing even the greatest opposition into becoming his stalwart supporter. Appearing to exude confidence, he seems to never falter, instead it appears the opposite, any opposition he encounters simply fuels his motivation. As a result he appears to have created a unified group known as DEUS, where he supposedly, as referenced by his rants plans to enact raids throughout the online sphere.

Furthermore, Goatboy appears to be a devout supporter of various historical movements, ranging from the IRA, Confederates, Rhodesian's and Templar's.
As quoted by Goatboy35, "Quiet Fqggot"
by Nick Fuentes September 14, 2020
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