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The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol
Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi
goating by Scruttock March 21, 2005
The act of seeking the perfect revenge in which, one or many goats, are involved.
Shana is goating Steven's apartment tomorrow. Gonna wreck it, dude!
goating by Mrswift March 14, 2013
When a person is so drunk, they mindlessly kiss whoever comes across them on a night out. This can include random strangers or people they never liked.
I was so drunk last night, i have been goating with every woman i saw in front of me.
Goating by goater101 January 1, 2019
Goating: The act of going down on someone and ripping off their pubes with your mouth then blowing it in their face.
Man: You like goating?

Woman: What's that?

Man: *goes down on woman and goats*

Woman: MOTHER F*CKER!!
Goating by MrGoater October 18, 2011
Originated from the word GOAT (Greatest. Of. All. Time) GOATING is when you are showing flashes of greatness.
GOATING by Yung finesser December 20, 2017
The act of going to a public place ( such as a bar ) with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending a copy of the Goatse image to them. This results in the device beeping and displaying the image, and the owner of the device most often overtly reacting.
" Dude, we totally goated about 10 people in that bar. The look son their faces! "

"One thing to do on a roadtrip is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"
Goating by Goat Herder May 13, 2005