gotard 

1. n. Refers to a person who is dumb, usually used in the context of a mindless action.

1. He's such a gotard.

gotard by V February 15, 2004

gotard 

(noun) A busy body, someone who is always "on the go". Busy to a fault. go-tards may become frazzled if they cannot find something to keep themsleves occupied. obsessive-compulsive.

Jerry has been running around doing errands and he missed the game. what a go-tard!

That's the third time Sherri has cleaned the kitchen today! what a go-tard!

gotard by go-tard October 22, 2003

gotard 

one whose going is slowed

Patrick Smyth has been a gotard since his illness

gotard by Danny Schimdt April 18, 2003

gotard 

v: To be gotarded.
n: One who is a gotard. An extremely retarded moron that tries to be smart

-Look what you did to my monkey, you gotard!

-What are you, some kind of gotard?

-Rush Limbaugh

gotard by Strongbad February 9, 2003

gotard 

One who is moronic in movement.

Damn jimmy is a gotard, he just stumbles all over the place

gotard by assheads August 23, 2003

geotard 

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008

gotara

short and loud Jewish girl

Joe: look at Stephanie shes so small and looks very Jewish
Jason: i know bro shes such a gotara

gotara by gotar4 October 22, 2019