glumptious

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,

This food was so sick and glumptious.

by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

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glumph

Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person

Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.

by Dunk dyno September 1, 2018

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Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

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glumpy

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

by creatiffany March 3, 2008

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glumpo

An insulting word with no particular meaning. Calling someone a glumpo can mean many different things depending on the person being insulted but largely dependant on the tone used while saying it.

"Shut up you freaking glumpo"
"Why are you being such a glumpo?"

by Lavegg October 23, 2017

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