Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

glued

Yet another term designating a high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

"Damn, after drinking that fifth with Grotee, Frank was really glued!"

by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

You-glued

verb:
1) The act of getting caught up watching YouTube, or other such video website, for hours on end.

2) Bouncing from one suggested video to another ad infinitum.

I stayed up all night watching cat videos because I was You-glued.

by MemphisGuy September 8, 2010

Gorilla Glued

When a group of black guys ejaculate onto a woman until she is stuck to the floor and unable to move

-"yo did you hear Alison got gorilla glued after the party last night"
--"ya what an absolute freak!"

by CrustyUncle69 March 2, 2022

bar-b-glued

When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.

examples: food, fingers, anything it touches

My sandwich was bar-b-glued together so i couldn't pull it apart.

by see no evil November 7, 2010

super glued

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!

by Frank Klaune April 23, 2005

Gorilla glued

When you're so high off of gorilla glue strain, you stick like glue to anything you rest on. - can't move.

" i smoked last night and I got so gorilla glued to the couch"
"Bro, I'm tryna get gorilla glued tonight"

by Trianglez October 15, 2017