gluten 

wheat, rye, barley.

common allergen.

"I am allergic to gluten."

gluten by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

Gluten 

This substance and or feeling when you wake up in the morning and your panties are stuck to you because you did not wipe away all of the nut from previous sexual encounter

Girl I was so hungover that when I woke up this morning my panties were gluten to me.me and my boyfriend got it on all night long and I guess I just didn't clean up all the way LOL

Gluten by JustnTime October 24, 2019

gluten 

what celiacs can't have.

contrary to the previous definition, i promise you as a celiac that gluten IS in buckwheat and quinoa.

I accidentally ate gluten and now I'm gonna be sick for a couple of days because I have this stupid Celiac Disease ...

gluten by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

Gluten 

Every rich person is intolerant to this substance. You have to be rich to find out how exactly it affects its victims.

Duncan: Becky I can’t have that cake. I’m gluten intolerant.

About Duncan: he is a single man. Survives on a well paid job and usually hangs around in supermarket. Oh and he is allergic to gluten! Whatever that means to him

Gluten by Mazefactory January 4, 2018

gluten 

Some protein stuff thats in certain food like wheat food, And some people cant eat it cause they gluten intolerant

Examples
person 1: oi is there gluten in this
person 2: No patricia this is an apple

gluten by Teavas May 23, 2018

gluten free lap dance 

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

gluten free lap dance by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

Gluten Stoned 

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

Gluten Stoned by Fyerse April 16, 2015