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glurt

1. (v.) To ejaculate; cum; spooge; blow a load; bust a nut; fire a mayonnaise missile; lob a semen grenade.

2. (n.) Semen.
1. Despite explicit instructions not to release, he proceeded to glurt anyway, creating a very sticky situation.

2. What initially appeared to be an innocent dollop of mayonnaise on the kitchen table turned out to be a glurt deposit left by the neighbor's horny dog.
by YalamDruid March 9, 2017
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Glurp

I went to my girls house and got some glurp
by @Air_money_rio January 16, 2019
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Glumptuous is when a person is exceedingly cute and hyper today
damn your so Glumptuous today
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Glurp

The action of taking a sip from a drink, but the sip was bigger than a slurp and smaller than a gulp.
Ricky: Are you going to drink your beverage?
Me: Yes, didn't you just see me glurp it?
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Glurpie

A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.
A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2
by BigRed2111 May 24, 2010
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Glurple

A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.
John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.
by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009
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